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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 16:50:05 GMT -5
Two guys were talking about stupid things they'd said and one guy said, "Get this: I decided at the last minute to take my wife with me to that seminar we had in Pittsburgh last month and we went to buy her ticket at the counter. The woman at the counter was a drop dead gorgeous sweet heart and build like the proverbial brick outhouse. I was so distracted I said, 'Er, miss, I need one picket to tittsburg." You should have seen the look on my wife's face! I thought I'd never live that one down."
The second guy laughed and said, "This one is worse. I was having breakfast with my wife the other morning, sipping at my first coffee and reading the paper, and I meant to ask her for the salt and I said 'Hey (w)itch, you ruined my life."
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 16:48:20 GMT -5
Three new airborne troops standing outside of the PX drinking cokes and talking about their first jump.
One guy said, "Man, I was first at the door and when Sgt. Johnson screamed "JUMP" my mind went blank until I saw the canopy above me - freakin' cool!"
The next guy said, "Dang, I was in the middle of the group and got more and more freaked out as I got closer to the door, but when Johnson screamed in my ear, I just closed my eyes and fell out somehow."
The last guy looked at his coke can for a second - "I was dead last in line and when I got to the door I just froze, my hands locked on the sides of the hatch. Sgt. Johnson screamed at me, "You don't jump, I'm going to have my way with you from behind."
"Well, did you jump?"
"Yeah, a little at first."
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 16:45:30 GMT -5
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me... It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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Post by Mojo on May 15, 2011 11:57:48 GMT -5
Ha! Awesome! I don't know what I dig more, the guitfiddle or the cover... great job!
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Post by Mojo on May 15, 2011 11:53:53 GMT -5
...but don't. What's stopping you? I don't mean this in a flippant, accusatory way, as much as I would be interested in hearing what candid answers you can provide. So if you are so inclined, please share with us the obstacle(s) you identify between your current situation and playing live. Maybe the rest of us can help find a solution!
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Post by Mojo on May 11, 2011 9:09:41 GMT -5
Thanks!
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Post by Mojo on May 10, 2011 11:41:54 GMT -5
Good job bud! That's a song that's been eluding me for a long time, but I'll get it down some day
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Post by Mojo on May 10, 2011 11:41:00 GMT -5
Always loved that song. Thanks for posting
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Post by Mojo on Apr 27, 2011 22:29:37 GMT -5
Man, you're psyched. That's a gorgeous LP right there. Enjoy!
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Post by Mojo on Apr 27, 2011 15:35:47 GMT -5
... by posting a link to an MP3, or video of a local-to-you musician/band that you dig. Only rules: 1. Can't be your band 2. It's gotta be a direct link to actual, listenable music 3. Please post a quick intro to the band w/ their location and their music style. I'll start with a rootsy, Americana band called Gunther Brown from Portland, Maine. The songs are mostly if not entirely written by the lead singer, Pete Dubuc. Disclaimer: yes, Pete's a buddy of mine, and yes I once was the lead guitar player for this band for a something like a month or two, but it was a while ago and I have no current "business interest" in the band. I'm just a fan of Pete's songwriting. Anyway, here's a tune: For you Massachusetts fine folks, Pete will be doing an acoustic show in Lowell, MA this Saturday. You can listen to Gunther Brown's tunes, for free, here: www.guntherbrown.com/music/All right, your turn!
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Post by Mojo on Apr 26, 2011 16:14:13 GMT -5
When I want something easy, I use a USB mic (Snowball from Blue) straight into the laptop. I use Audacity on the software side, which is a free download. It has a compressor plugin builtin that does a great job.
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Post by Mojo on Apr 25, 2011 18:50:20 GMT -5
Thanks bud, I appreciate the kind words for sure. This life can suck, but sometimes something neat comes up, so I hang around, you know
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Post by Mojo on Apr 25, 2011 11:07:38 GMT -5
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Post by Mojo on Apr 25, 2011 8:25:17 GMT -5
Awesome! Next time make sure tape is rollin'
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Post by Mojo on Apr 25, 2011 8:24:36 GMT -5
Thanks guys. The funny part is, I've been playing the guitar since 1994. How many interviews have I given? None. Not a one. I've been playing the uke for what, a month? and bam, here we go. Funny how it works sometimes
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