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Post by Mojo on Nov 20, 2011 9:56:03 GMT -5
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Post by Mojo on Nov 20, 2011 9:55:20 GMT -5
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Post by Mojo on Nov 20, 2011 9:54:27 GMT -5
Glad to announce that I launched a new website a little while ago, called the www.SongwritingCircle.comIt's the same idea as www.LearnTheUkulele.com and www.ThreeChordGuitar.com, which is to hopefully help people enjoy and develop a new skillset in a friendly, supportive atmosphere. I love songwriting, always have, from studying it to actually doing it. I hope to inspire others to learn this craft and enjoy the journey it represents. I hope that you will come visit the site, and that you will share your experiences with us!
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Post by Mojo on Nov 18, 2011 12:12:11 GMT -5
Very cool! Sounds like lovely tones are to be had. More pics coming soon, too? I get greedy in my old age
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Post by Mojo on Nov 18, 2011 1:24:17 GMT -5
Can't wait to hear more!
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Post by Mojo on Nov 17, 2011 15:37:38 GMT -5
They build you a guitar, and they build it wrong? Partial refund time
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Post by Mojo on Nov 17, 2011 15:29:18 GMT -5
Hot damn, I dig!
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Post by Mojo on Sept 28, 2011 21:33:18 GMT -5
Hey Tomb, send me an email at mojo at mojocaster dot com for more info! rotorhead, if you are in Afghanistan as a serviceman, thanks for your service!
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Post by Mojo on May 31, 2011 17:25:59 GMT -5
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks, "What if I swallow it?" "No problem, son," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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Post by Mojo on May 31, 2011 9:41:17 GMT -5
paddy is driving in to town to do his shopping , as he drives past the bus stop he sees mick '' where are you off to mick?'' '' im going in to town '' he says '' me too'' says paddy '' do you want a lift ? '' mick says '' thanks all the same paddy but i'd better not as i'll miss me bus '' that cracked me right up
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 17:04:11 GMT -5
Two red necks, Joe-Bob and Billy-Joe are walking down a dirt road when they see a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. Joe-Bob turns to Billy-Joe and says "Well looky whut we gots here". Joe-Bob proceeds to take his pants off and has his way with the sheep. After he finished he turns to Billy-Joe and says, "your turn".
Billy-Joe takes off his pants, walks up to the fence and gets his head stuck.
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 17:01:31 GMT -5
A pirate with a hook for a hand an an eye patch walks into a bar.
The bartender asks him how he ended up with a hook for a hand.
The pirate says "Aarrrr, me hand got eaten by a shark."
The bartender says "That must have hurt! What happened to your eye?"
The pirate answers "Aaarrrr, I was walking down the dock and a seagull shat in me eye."
The bartender says "That sounds unpleasant but I don't see how that could make you loose an eye"
The pirate replies "Aaaarrrrr, it was me first day with me hook."
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 17:00:15 GMT -5
Two guys are walking down the street and they see a dog licking his balls.
One guy says to the other "I wish I could do that."
The other guy says "Maybe you should pet him first."
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 16:59:58 GMT -5
Rene Descartes walks into a bar, orders a gin martini and downs it. When the bartender asked if he'd like another, he replied 'I think not,' and then disappeared.
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Post by Mojo on May 24, 2011 16:50:25 GMT -5
Sean O'Malley was driving home late one night and was stopped by the village constable. "So, Sean, I see you've had a few tonight." "Well, no, Kenneth, no more than the usual." "Well then, did you know that your wife flew out of the car at the last roundabout?" "Praises be - I thought I'd gone deaf!"
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